Count To 10

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“Take a deep breath and count to 10″. We’ve been taught to do this in order to calm down for as long as I can remember.

This technique was obviously developed before cell phones, blackberries and really inconsiderate people started doing everything in their cars except drive.

I have adapted the original technique to meet my needs while dealing with these inconsiderate drivers. There are only two easy to follow steps.

Step 1 – Exhale deeply while spewing vulgar words at the offending driver….repeat as necessary.

Step 2 – Count to 1 and then wave….if you know what I mean! Safety tip…Do not count to 1 and then wave with both hands at the same time.

IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DRIVE…..PULL OVER!!!

Ms Sparky

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